A few years back, I took part in Jeep's Stick in the Mud contest, crawling in a two-foot deep pool of mud trying to find sticks marked with #s for points to win a new Wrangler Unlimited. Pretty fun. The guy that won said it was the first new auto he'd ever owned. » 4/01/10 1:24pm 4/01/10 1:24pm

Back around '95, some clown parked his POS hatchback & straddled the line taking up the only remaining two parking spots near my building. I looked in the window & see his keys sitting in the center console. I got in, drove it to the farthest parking spot, threw the keys in the back among the tons of junk in the back,… » 12/10/08 1:28pm 12/10/08 1:28pm

What's with that dancing (and I use that term loosely) crap in the video? Parkington, you got it right, target audience = girls & gays. Indiana B, you used "Stell Artois" (whoever/whatever the heck that it) and "loathe" in the same sentence. Don't know about that at all. Carolla & Faust I can accept, but not this guy. » 6/16/08 1:41pm 6/16/08 1:41pm

@MarkB: You could ditch the wife, but the problem there, is that it's an expensive choice, considering the cost of lawyers (yours & hers), losing your house, your kids, and half (or more) of everything you ever owned or ever will own. But, ah, sweet freedom! » 6/11/08 1:21pm 6/11/08 1:21pm