I had my previous truck for over eight years. I never let my 1st or 2nd wife drive it.

I'm so tired of "OMG". How about "OHS" for oh holy shit?

Anything with bass speakers so loud that the trunk lid would rattle. Or a BMW.

A few years back, I took part in Jeep's Stick in the Mud contest, crawling in a two-foot deep pool of mud trying to find sticks marked with #s for points to win a new Wrangler Unlimited. Pretty fun. The guy that won said it was the first new auto he'd ever owned.

Back around '95, some clown parked his POS hatchback & straddled the line taking up the only remaining two parking spots near my building. I looked in the window & see his keys sitting in the center console. I got in, drove it to the farthest parking spot, threw the keys in the back among the tons of junk in the back,…

At least she didn't have a hideous yellow truck like Buck (who likes to ....) called the "P*$$y Wagon".

No hoops. Just a hockey net. @something_unique_and_descripti...:

I was towing a pop-up camper with my El Camino down I-10, about halfway from Houston to San Antonio. I dozed off and drifted into the center median. I woke up real fast when my tires hit the gravel and grass beyond the shoulder.

Finally! I missed out last time. Christmas comes early to the MadMo household this year!

I thought Feast was great, and I'm not a big fan of blood & guts horror. I'll be looking forward to this.